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Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you feel cockroach?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

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Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

How can you determine which type of underwear to wear with different styles of clothing, such as dresses?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

No, not a chance

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

So they tried

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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